Monday, June 11, 2012

More Oldies Radio (Blogophilia 16.5)


Another morning here at Moldy WOFT.  Yeah, Harry Handy back with you with another stream from the ether.  Ether?  Isn’t that what they were serving last night at the party?  Or was that Captain Morgan? God, I miss ‘Ludes….

Sorry, a bit of brain damage nostalgia, there.  You did notice I was kidding about that Terry Jacks song, right?  That’s OK.  We have plenty of oldies here in Beelzebub’s Crypt, otherwise known as Old Farts Radio to poke your memory.  The soundtrack of your later years.  If we were the soundtrack of your parents' later years, we would only play stuff like this.



But, I digress... Kids these days.  They are all about good grades and conforming.  No partying at all in them.  Of course, with the modern day internet anything you say or do is available to be used against you at anytime.  It doesn’t even have to be a court of law.  And if it is, the judges are obligated to throw the book at them.  They are all worried about right and wrong.  They should be worried about wrong and fun.  

Yeah, I am on a government kick again. Don’t vote.  It just encourages the bastards.    You know if the Government were a product, they would be illegal.  And they are never on your side.   All they know how to do is take your money, all the time they are thinking of this fabulous song…



Yeah, I was going down the road yesterday and there was this beautiful blonde.  Hair just flowing in the breeze. Sunglasses on.She had on a terry cover-up and the straps of her flowered swimsuit came up.  I bet you she smelled like Cocoa Butter and Daytona boardwalk.  Can you image that?




 Or maybe you should dream about pirates.



Forty?  Dang, that was a long time ago.  I wonder what a 60 year old pirate looks at.  Maybe a Land Boat?   Surf and Turf?   Who knows.    Until next time…


11 comments:

  1. "Don't vote - it just encourages them" - this topic really does want to pull me into a political rant. I applaud the way you handled it.

    TM

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    1. I just started reading that book. It is a wonderful update on The Parliament of Whores.

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  2. Harry has me laughing in the aisles! 8 points Earthling! :)
    Marvin

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  3. I'm enjoying your radio station, I wish I could find it on my dial. I had a friend in high school who could play Classical Gas, he went on to become a professional musician. I see you decided to pass on the champagne bottles also - hehe.

    Sallon

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    1. Yeah, but I could see Harry in a Mercedes with a blown head gasket.

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  4. You are having just too much fun here. Excellent. That's what characters are for

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  5. Loved this...made me laugh...and hey...I love Charlie's version of that song :-)

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    1. I remember that being on heavy rotation when I was in 10th grade. It got to where I wanted to shoot my radio.

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  6. :) Harry and you make a good team. Enjoy this radio station theme you have going!
    Nissmech

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