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Dirty Laundry (Blogophilia 41.10)

Boring. All these screens were just boring. Image after image of size 2, enhanced cleavage and L'Oreal LB01. These girls either use the same stylist or they have zero imagination. I guess what they say about the entertainment industry is true. It is the most conformist place out there. Damn, they even dress alike. Evening news or talk show, every one toes the line on the look, super thin and super shiny. The sets have a corporate look to them. Disgusted, I click off the video and pour another cup of mud. It didn't used to be that way. The Sixties had the California Sunshine, Dacron suits, and long hair. The Seventies were more earth tone, but you could tell Merv from Mike from Dick and Tom. There was variety. Now it is just a homogenized mass with one man, two f lavor of the month women and a set from anywhere. A mono-cultured orchard giving tasteless fruit. Outside the window, a Crab apple tree is blooming way too early . Shoot, it still the end of February an...

Vineyard

Hate Anger Death, the stock in trade Of  data purveyors online Bleeding leads Body rot and moulder Titillating the  baser instincts Pain Power Over flocks and herds Who's existence is only Creating imaginary wealth From the ashes of Trees and rubble of the ground Comes now Is the vineyard keeper What will be His reaction When instead of vines Breaking with fruit Sees only desert twigs. 

Newscast (Blogophilia 50.5)

“…And that was Heather Hardon reporting…” “This just in. People everywhere have turned out to protest the bill the State Legislature requiring the implementation of Christ’s Second Law, “Love thy neighbor as thyself”.   Let’s go to our Justin Tyme for an update.   Justin?” “Yes, Harry.   It’s pandemonium out here at the State Capitol. It is as if Mars Attacks being played out on the steps. The Nosy Women’s League, long the enemy of joy and contentment has said it is against Biblical Principles for men to love themselves.   There have been rumors the ladies are planning some kind of action, but we haven’t seen that yet. We went around asking people in the crowd to voice their opinions.   Could you roll that tape, please? ”[small pause]   (A primly dressed woman in a high necked blouse appears on screen)   “What is it with this Life of Brian nonsense?   Men loving each other?   It sounds like a one of those movies we are...