Meanwhile, Inside An Old House (Blogophilia 49.6)





Alien: You know Predator, we should have thought of this a long time ago. 

Predator: What?

Alien: Settling our differences over a nice game of chess, rather than wreaking havoc and destruction over the earth. 

Predator: It IS warmer in here, certainly.  And those puny humans certainly appreciate the effort. Which reminds me, did Godzilla ever get that snow blower working?

Alien: Yes, he did. He is now burying the Great Lakes as we speak. Hard for those pesky Do-gooders to cause us trouble if they are frozen in their homes.  

Predator: Hahahaha…That is true. ‘Zilla is such a good boy, once you understand him. That Japanese-English translator worked wonders. He now follows orders better than any dog I ever had. More wine?

Alien: Yes, Please.Mmmm….That fire is warming my cold, cold, blood.  I could go for some…excitement.

Predator: Really? And just what do you have in mind?

Alien: Well, you know that lovers can be enemies, right?

Predator: And you think that enemies can be lovers.  Just as long as you remember, we can never be friends.  

Alien: Mmmmm…. Oh Pred. I love the way that makes me feel.  

Predator: Turn out the lights.

Comments

  1. sueJanuary 27, 2014 at 7:31 PM

    I fell off my chair laughing -- "cool" way you incorporated the prompts. Yes we can't do much when frozen into our homes

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  2. Tyler MyrthJanuary 27, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Yowsers - don't want to meet that love child in a dark alley or anywhere at all for that matter

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2014 at 11:50 PM

    I think this can work out, at least in the short term... Very Funny!

    Myke

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    1. Another Government EmployeeJanuary 28, 2014 at 4:44 AM

      At least there won't be another movie...Or could this be a subplot?

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    2. Michael ToddJanuary 29, 2014 at 10:18 PM

      Sequels are always in order, especially if you can get the same actors.

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  4. trevJanuary 28, 2014 at 3:32 AM

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA...
    you should be writing scripts for Monty Python Christopher...
    this is really very funny and scary too!!... LOL
    I can't imagine what happened next.. as an X cert video .. it would be awesome in the extreme!!... :-)
    as for the resulting offspring... that would be one very tormented child indeed .. LOL
    would probably grow up to be president one day!!... LOL
    this is such a great read Christopher ... bloody brilliant pal... :-)

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    1. Another Government EmployeeJanuary 28, 2014 at 4:44 AM

      Supposedly, there is a Japanese variant that exist. Why? I wouldn't know.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 2:13 PM

    Oh my... you've painted a picture that will be hard to get out of my mind.... ugh... :P
    Rutger.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 11:18 PM

    I cannot say the images this put in my mind! So much for making a survival show out of this!

    Blue fool

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 11:36 PM

    I must say that this is a far different ending than what I had expected! A complex game of chance this Chess games seems to be.

    8 points Earthling! :)

    Marvin

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    LOL Love it!

    Irene

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    This was totally fun and imaginative! Thanks for the smile!
    Jay

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2014 at 1:18 AM

    Wow .. Now that so waz an awesome read .. Yeah .. :)

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  11. UnknownJanuary 31, 2014 at 12:09 PM

    So very creative. I love it!

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  12. StevenJanuary 31, 2014 at 4:28 PM

    This definitely needs a part 2..... ;)

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2014 at 9:55 PM

    hahaha. Great post.

    ~~DJ

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