Angel Protection Service
In a top floor office in a faceless suburban office park… Rrrrinnggg “It’s a beautiful day here at Angel Protection. My name is Michael, how may we be of service? Your husband is doing what? Looking at another woman? Let me pull up the records. Yes, I see that. It appears to be his Assistant. She is a nice girl, but a little naïve. Reviewing, it does not appear anything has transpired yet. Yes, we have several services that may work. What’s that? Ma’am , I think a lit taper up the butt to be a bit harsh. Yes, Ma’am, We understand jealousy here, but we always try to provide the best service for all parties involved. Looking on the map, it appears you are in winter there? We have our patented “Angel in the Snow” that will strand his car half way to her house. Well, Ma’am, his confession would be up to him. Would you like me to order that for you? Done. Thank ...