Innocence Denied (Blogophilia 32.6, Conclusion of 1st 48 parody)
In the Memphis homicide of Ronald Duck, Sullens and Brick are about to interview their primary suspect, Age, also known as Christopher Mitchell, after he was picked up begging on the street. "Mr. Mitchell? I'm Sgt Sullens and this is my colleague, Sgt Brick. How are you today." "Fine. You look familiar. Aren't you on that show...what is it? First Something?" "You've heard of us? Good, then you know what we are about." "You guys hunt killers. But, I'm not one of those." "Really? Anyway, we are investigating the death of a man on Beale St. yesterday and your name has come up in the investigation. We'd like to hear what you were doing, say about 8:00PM." "I'm homeless, so I was just hanging around the Orpheum singing the blues and hustling money." "I thought you drove a taxi? What happened with that?" "Got fired from that gig a couple of weeks ago. Boss didn...