A.G.E's Joint

Devil's Quill Headquarters, Arlington VA  Riiiinggg.  Rinnnggg Good Day. Thank you for calling Devils Quill Consulting. The premier source for all things sinful. I'm Betty Bowers. How may I help you? Oh, Mr. Draper. I haven't heard from you in a while. How are things in the depths?  Hot and bothered? Isn't that always true? But it's better than being an ash. So, what's up? Ms. Jezebel is in conference right now. May I take a message? You need some data for a new project called "Live for today". Her plate is pretty full at the moment with this Epstein deal Mr. Nixon came up with. Oh, this is related? OK. Let me see if she can take you... ...Mr. Draper, she can't break free right now, but she did send the database extract this morning under the name "When Eagles Fly".  You got it? Good. Anything else? Have I heard from Sandy Skinner from Wrath? The last I heard, Mr. Beezelbub has him working a beta script test involving the Esau kids, Epic ...

In a non-descript suburban skyscraper outside Dallas, Tx… Rrrrinng Rrrrinng “Hello.   It’s a great night here at Devil’s Quill communications. If you are going through Hell, keep going!   My name is Bale, how may I help you?  Yes, we have specialized Wrath Telemarketing and E-marketing solutions to any annoying situation... You say your ex-wife did what?   Ran off with your best ex-friend Ray?... No, Sir.   We aren’t the company that handles adultery against spouses, that would be our affiliate Greener Pastures…She took the dog and kids, too? That is terrible! I’m so sorry, Sir.     Maybe could I interest you in our menu of wrath and false witness options?   We don’t do the violence ourselves, but several of our lying solutions have been known to end in the death of the recipient by playing on the human desire for control...How does it work?   We start with recorded life insurance pitches that emphasize the imm...