After The Sale (Blogophilia 3.6)
“Hey, Heidy and Howdy, It’s your randy, dandy late night DJ, Harry Handy spinning the tunes you want here on W.O.F.T., Old Farts radio, keeping all of us in the Geritol set soothed with the music of our youth. It’s Grand Ol’ Opry night here at the Fart. All the crying and driving songs you’ll ever want to hear. That was Ol’ George Jones with ‘He Stopped Loving Her Today’. Next up: Conway Twitty, with ‘I’d Love to Lay You Down…” Yay, Tears in Beer Country on the radio. Best way to wrap this day up. And it had been a successful day, too. A parade of ladies in sundresses and shifts linked with their bored boyfriends, who only purchased the pretty stuff to keep the peace. She sure didn’t mind. Once is not enough, Ladies. Keep it coming. The take was probably six or seven hundred dollars for the day. Bills were going to get paid this week. Woo Hoo! And it was going to be a busy couple of wee...