Monday, January 27, 2014
Meanwhile, Inside An Old House (Blogophilia 49.6)
Alien: You know Predator, we should have thought of this a long time ago.
Alien: Settling our differences over a nice game of chess, rather than wreaking havoc and destruction over the earth.
Predator: It IS warmer in here, certainly. And those puny humans certainly appreciate the effort. Which reminds me, did Godzilla ever get that snow blower working?
Alien: Yes, he did. He is now burying the Great Lakes as we speak. Hard for those pesky Do-gooders to cause us trouble if they are frozen in their homes.
Predator: Hahahaha…That is true. ‘Zilla is such a good boy, once you understand him. That Japanese-English translator worked wonders. He now follows orders better than any dog I ever had. More wine?
Alien: Yes, Please.Mmmm….That fire is warming my cold, cold, blood. I could go for some…excitement.
Predator: Really? And just what do you have in mind?
Alien: Well, you know that lovers can be enemies, right?
Predator: And you think that enemies can be lovers. Just as long as you remember, we can never be friends.
Alien: Mmmmm…. Oh Pred. I love the way that makes me feel.
Predator: Turn out the lights.