Punk Jeopardy (Blogophilia 50.17)

 


Step right up, folks. It's the game where it's all made up and the points don't matter. Live improv from lower Manhattan.

The scene is: You are on Jeopordy and your fellow contestants just came out of CBGB's. What would be your next line? 

"Songs from the psych ward for $200, Ken."

"The answer: 'We can't take her this week...' Yes, Jerry?"

"What is Personality Crisis?"

"Right. But you don't get money because it is imaginary Bitcoin."

"Well, Darn."

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  1. BlogophiliaJune 14, 2026 at 10:48 AM

    HA, what a fun read! Such a clever way to combine the New York Dolls lyric and song title... But imaginary Bitcoin on Jeopardy? Not cool, Ken! KUDOS Dear Earthling!

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