Beloved Clickbait
Buzzwords
Lifting the targets
For the AI bots to consume
He's for the mask
She's against the vaccine
Stirring it up
In three word sound bites
Magically designed
To make us salivate
Like Pavlov's dog.
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Buzzwords
Lifting the targets
For the AI bots to consume
He's for the mask
She's against the vaccine
Stirring it up
In three word sound bites
Magically designed
To make us salivate
Like Pavlov's dog.
I am going to be serious here, for a moment. When I was a teenager, we had a small terrier mix, who loved to eat raw fish. On days when we had fresh fish caught, and to be cleaned, my Dad would click a pair of surgical scissors, in advance of sharing a piece of fish to the dog. As soon as the terrier encountered to ringing of the steel scissors, she would dance on her back legs, putting on a show, in order to be rewarded. (For the record, this maneuver was her idea. She trained us, not the other way around, as you might surmise.
ReplyDeleteEventually, Dad started freezing extra portions of fish for the dog. I recall, there we times, when the dog netted all of a given day's catch, although handed out over a period of days.
Animals do train their humans.
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