“Man, am I sore. I have never in all my days seen anything like that. What in the world got into those people? One minute, I’m just standing here catching rays. The next I’m as naked as Eve in the garden. Look at all the holes up here in my top. That's where those crazies got the fronds. And if you don’t think that doesn’t hurt, you’ve got another thing coming.” “Anyway, earlier today I’m just standing here, well, I AM a tree after all. when I hear this incredible noise coming from down in the valley It sounds like the village people got into the wine again. And I ain’t wrong. Here comes this huge mob up the sheep path yelling and dancing. I heard something about a big festival happening. Most of the time, I don't care what they do. Frankly, people are only good for dropping dates on, you know? But the party was coming my way" “Boy, was it. Someone yelled; ‘There he is! Clear a passageway for him!' The men started climbing me and started ripping