The Ultimate Winter Holiday (Blogophilia 27.16)
In a basement boiler room in Kissimmee FL Rrrinng Good day and thank you for contacting Hot Seasonz. The Travel division of Devils' Quill Communications. I'm Ash, how may I help you? The wife wants a baby and you want her to shut up? Before I make suggestions, may I ask why a baby would be a problem? She's a drunk and would drop it off your 40-story balcony? Why, Mr. Clap... I'm sorry. I had thought you were someone else. May I have the name? Uh, huh. Yes, we have a file on her. Oh, my. You must be begging to get on with Guardian Angels Group with this record. How do you do it? Well, yes, Lust IS a powerful pull, but even us demons want back on the chain gang now and then. Will this be a solo trip, are you a glutton for punishment? Solo? Fine. I see you live in Miami, would she like someplace cold? We do have the "Hell Freezes Over" tour, which begins with a flight to Detroit in January where she will board a specially equipped snow barge to travel down the...