Monday, September 7, 2015
Late one night (Blogophilia 29.8)
Good Evening. Welcome to Devil’s Quill Communications. My name Agent Harpy, how may I be of service? Your competitor is gaining too much ground and is an all around jerk? Yes, Sir, we handle ego problems through our “Because, I Am” division. They have programs to inflate and then explode the most stubborn of spirits. We believe that self praise shouldn't be a recommendation for someone. What is your competitors’ line of work…Professional online gaming? I’ll need to check, he may already be a client of ours, his name? The Pierced Clown? Yes, we have an account. In fact he is one of our employees, in our Game of Life Online division.He has handled our Quality Assurance since the days of Job. Every stud and ring represents people of have complained or mocked his unfair ways. Sir? Oh, don’t bother hanging up, Sir. We already have your address and he will be by to see you shortly.
Have a warm day.
Pic Guesses Pierced Clown (in blog), bad night, lightening rod, nightmare, pin cushion, horror show, sideshow, punk, pins and needles.